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Bizarre Christmas Incident letra
(Ho, ho, ho...Play it Grandpa...Yeah, play it...Let's tell them a little story
about what happened this Christmas.... Yeah, tell them... tell 'em 'bout
Christmas)
Christmas Eve, I didn't get much sleep
I kept hearing things, heavy breathing from the chimney
Who could it be?
(I'll tell you what it was... What happened then, Ben?... Yeah, what
happened?... Well, I went back to sleep... You went back to sleep? Back to
sleep? Shit... Tired man, went back to sleep)
And in the morning, I couldn't believe my eyes
A whale of a corpe with a long white beard
Was dangling over the fire
oh, Santa he's a big fat fuck
Went down the chimney got his fat ass stuck
Oh, honey, call the lawyers fast
'Cause Mrs. Clause is gonna sue my ass
hey, hey, hey
(Ok grandpa, step up, sing in this thing right here, tell 'em what you saw,
tell 'em what you saw grandpa)
I gotta tell you folks,
He wasn't wearin no clothes
He musta rubbed a whole gallon of Crisco oil
from his back down to his toes
While I was talking to the cops outside
The dog was lickin Crisco off of his thighs
They hauled him away in a double-wide
What a sad, sad way to die
Hey, hey, hey
Santa, he's a big, fat fuck
went down the chimney, got his fat ass
oh, honey call the lawyers fast,
Mrs. Claus is gonna sue our ass
Ben Folds Five - Letras
- Adelaide
- Air
- Alice Childress
- All Shook Up
- All U Can Eat
- All U Can Eat (They Give No Fuck)
- Amelia Bright
- Anatole
- Anne Waits
- Army
- Away When You Were Here
- Bad Idea
- Bad Idea - demo
- Barrytown
- Battle Of Who Could Care Less
- Benfolds
- Best Imitation Of Myself
- Bitches Ain't Shit
- Bizarre Christmas Incident
- Bizzare Christmas Incident
- Boxing
- Brick
- Bruised
- Carrying Cathy
- Champagne Supernova
- Cigarette
- Cool Whip
- Crosstown Traffic
- Do It Anyway
- Dog
- Don't Change Your Plans
- Draw a Crowd
- Eddie Walker
- Emaline
- Erase Me
- Evaporated
- Fair
- Family of Me
- Fired
- For All the Pretty People
- For Those of Y'all Who Wear Fanny Packs
- Fred Jones Part. 2
- Girl
- Give Judy My Notice
- Golden Slumbers
- Gone
- Guilty
- Half Asleep
- Hava Nagila (Isreali Folk Song)
- Heist
- Hiro's Song
- Hold That Thought
- Hospital Song
- In Between Days
- In Between Days (The Cure)
- Jackson Cannery
- Jane
- Julianne
- Just Pretend
- Kalamazoo
- Kate
- Kkk Took My Baby Away
- Learn To Live With What You Are
- Leather Jacket
- Lonely
- Lonely Christmas Eve
- Losing Lisa
- Lost In The Supermarket
- Lullaby
- Lullabye
- Magic
- Mess
- Missing The War
- Mitchell Lane
- Narcolepsy
- Norina
- Not the Same
- On Being Frank
- One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn Faces
- One Down
- Philosophy
- Prince Charming
- Protection
- Protection (Speed Graphic Version)
- Rachel
- Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head
- Regrets
- Rocking The Suburbs
- Rockstar
- Rocky
- Satan Is My Master
- Selfless, Cold, And Composed
- She Don't Use Jelly
- Side Of The Road
- Silver Street
- Sky High
- Smoke
- Song For The Dumped
- Songs Of Love (divine Comedy)
- Sports & Wine
- Steven's Last Night In Town
- Still
- Still (reprise)
- Still Fighting It
- Thank You For Breaking My Heart
- The Ascent of Stan
- The Last Polka
- The Luckiest
- The Secret Life of Morgan Davis
- The Sound Of The Life Of The Mind
- The Ultimate Sacrifice
- Theme From Dr. Pyser
- There's Always Someone Cooler Than You
- Tiny Dancer
- Tom and Mary
- Tonight the Bottle Let Me Down (Merle Haggard)
- Twin Falls
- Uncle Walter
- Underground
- Video
- Video Killed the Radio Star
- Wandering
- Wave a White Flag
- Wave A White Flag (Elvis Costello)
- Where's Summer B.?
- Xfire
- You Make Me Mommy
- Your Most Valuable Possesson
- Your Redneck Past
- Zak And Sara
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